Archive for July, 2005

World’s Smallest Political Quiz!

Author: robertinseattle

For real! This VERY short quiz will surprise you with its results. More people may find themselves as Centrists rather than as liberals or conservatives. (God forbid!)

The New Car

Author: robertinseattle

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

“Look !” she said, “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.”

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Clearing Customs

Author: robertinseattle

They’re pretty tough these days when it comes to checking your passport photo at international airports. (I think this is Greece or is it Italy?) (Windows Media File WMV approx. 1.25 Mb)

SOCIAL TIPS FOR REDNECKS

Author: robertinseattle

In General…

1. Never take a beer to an interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.
3. It’s considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you’re certain that you’re included in the will, it’s rude to drive a U-haul to the funeral.

Dining Out

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Redneck Roller Coaster

Author: robertinseattle

Ha Ha — another in the Redneck series. This one’s a Windows Media Video (approx. 481K) and fun to watch.

The Coke Can Tux

Author: robertinseattle

Something geeky but cool for the high school prom: a tuxedo made entirely of Coke cans. Check out the entire set of pics that document his project — hope he got graded for it!

“Vardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfax reported Monday. He died after suffering repeated blows to the head.”

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Idiot of the Year

Author: robertinseattle

My vote goes to this guy from July 4th:

Wish MY Car Could Do This!

Author: robertinseattle

This one makes the cut for Commercial of the Week. Cool Mazda 3 commercial from Germany for their new sports car.

Dumbass of the Week

Author: robertinseattle

Every time you think you’ve seen it all, someone manages to drop the bar even lower on stupidity. This guy attempted to go into a local Dollar Store to buy more spray paint for his huffing habit. Of course, the owners called the cops and his mug shot and arrest papers end up on The Smoking Gun. I’d heard about people sniffing spray paint and thought it might have been nothing but an urban legend. Go Warriors!