Archive for July, 2005

National Sex Offender Public Resgistry

Author: robertinseattle

It’s about time! The government finally put up a Sex Offender Public Registry and so far, 22 state have opted to join. I see that Washington State isn’t on it yet and I plan on writing my Congressmen and Senators to make sure we get on the list. Is it me or simply the heavy media coverage? Seems like the number of sex offenders walking around freely has gone sky high in recent decades. I’m convinced that there’s little we can do about and for these people and keeping them locked up somewhere is probably the safest thing for them and for society. Especially our children.

Now THIS is Flash Programming!

Author: robertinseattle

Use your mouse to control the mannequin (er — I THINK it’s a mannequin!). It’s like being a puppeteer.

I think the guys over at stone have put a lot of work into finding the absolute rock-bottom worst album covers of all time (Part III) so you don’t have to! Where you’re looking over these beauties, you might also want to take a look at their earlier selections in Worst Covers I & Worst Covers II.

Even More Men vs. Women

Author: robertinseattle

WOMEN’S REVENGE

“Cash, check or charge?” the clerk asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet she noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” the clerk asked.

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Street Wines

Author: robertinseattle

It’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it! The guys over at BumWines have created a simple review site of their favorite steet wines. I remember we used to refer to them as “Buck Five Come Alive” varieties when I was a teenager. Guess the prices haven’t gone up much since then…

From Nikki’s Trip

Author: robertinseattle

Many of you already know that my daughter just got back from a two-week vacation in Vietnam and Thailand. What trip would be complete without its funny pictures? Nikki and her boyfriend were amused by this sign posted on their hotel room door. You can make out most of the typed notices but hand-written at the bottom are a couple of real gems:

7. Please calm light if you leave room.

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A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

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FREE Redneck Grill!

Author: robertinseattle

It’s the real deal. If you need a new grill, this is a real bargain. A stainless steel grill, for FREE! You read it right — absolutely FREE ! Now available in all stores while supplies last:

Quirky Site of the Week

Author: robertinseattle

The title of the site says it all: Jesus of the Week. check it out and see for yourself!

What NOT to Wear…

Author: robertinseattle

Remember your Mom used to tell you to always have fresh underwear on when you went out or travelled? You never know when you might get in an accident and they had to take you to the hospital (or horror of horrors — you’re unconscious!).

Well, The Smoking Gun found this mugshot of a guy who got busted for DUI. Proof positive you have to be careful what you wear when you go out — sorry, Mom!