Aug
25
2005
Are Girls Evil?
Author: robertinseattleProof positive that girls are evil! Pure mathematical genius!

Aug
25
2005
Proof positive that girls are evil! Pure mathematical genius!

Aug
25
2005
A commercial from Motorola for their new camera phone. (approx. 2 Mb Windows wmv file)
Aug
24
2005
These guys take tech support cranks calls to a new low — but some of these are SOO-OO funny! They’re right. One of the best is the Broken Fan episode — 10 minutes of fun stuff and no one really gets hurt. And the support lady is surprisingly calm through most of this; I would have told him to pack it up and take it back to the store (or worse)! He’s too stupid to own a computer!
Aug
24
2005
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking.
“So, how’s your sex life?”
“Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.”
“Social Security sex?”
“Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”
LOUD SEX
Aug
23
2005
Well, with all the other apps for GoogleMaps, it ws only a matter of time before someone linked it with state sex offender lists and addresses. They interviewed the founder of MapSexOffenders this morning on FoxNews and instantly their website was deluged so heavily that it took them an hour to get it back up and running. Check your address and those of you loved ones (hey – check your enemies’ houses as well!) to see who lives near them. Some of you may be very shocked to find out who your neighbors are.
Aug
23
2005
The title of this site says it all. Shave away — you’ll love the ending!
Aug
22
2005
The first comment you hear is “Oh shit!” This clip looks to be from some Naval training exercises (3.8 Mb Windows wmv Media file). If you look closely, you can see his back wheel getting snagged on one of the railing wires of the deck. I wonder if the pilot ever got certified for his license after this multimillion error.
Aug
22
2005
A friend sent me this clip of a young lady with no arms (6 Mb Windows wmv Media file) and I was immediately awestruck at how she’s overcome her handicap. Truly inspirational for most of us. Repaeat after me: No More Whining! No More Whining!
Aug
22
2005
QuackWatch describes itself as “Your Guide to Quackery, Health Fraud and Intelligent Decisions.” One of the people they know is Kevin Trudeau, who — after years of hawking snoring cures and memory enhancers — is now selling his new chart-topping book, “Natural Cures ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know About (read the article here).” QuackWatch is like a Snopes site where you can check out health and medical claims. Dr. Stephen Barrett, a retired psychiatrist, spends his time keeping track of the industry. While I think there is much we don’t know about alternative medicine, there are a lot of people more than willing to exploit the gullible in this huge industry.
Aug
21
2005
It’s going to come to this eventually (probably sooner than later, I’m afraid). The ACLU has quietly become the self-appointed censor for our society, taking stands on what we can read, see and do. They ARE the people they warned us about in the 70′s! Here’s a tongue-in-cheek satire on ACLU Gone Wild.
“Famed chef and TV personality Emeril Lagasse has drawn the ire of anti-gun groups over the use of his trademark catchphrase, “Bam!” TNOYF has received credible reports that the ACLU will be filing a lawsuit on behalf of these groups against Mr. Lagasse citing the “zero tolerance” policies that many schools employ as a precedent for the suit.”